Posts tagged: jokes

Cube Zero (2004)

Cube Zero

Cube Zero

Yeah, I liked the first two (Cube and Hypercube) and noticed recently that a Cube Zero was available since 2004. So, I decided to watch it. Well, given it mentions zero, this should, probably, be considered the first on the three movies (you know, that stuff like Star Wars, making time go back…).

I like this movie not because of the concept, or jokes, but because I like to wonder what traps will be in the next room. In fact I think this concept would be great in a computer game. Anybody around willing to write a script for it? Maybe I can find some friends to develop it.

A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014)

A Million Ways to Die in the West

A Million Ways to Die in the West

The first western I was able to see and like. True. Like specially the color. Great. I am not sure, but I think a lot is CGI. Nevertheless, great imaging. Also, like the jokes. Good the jokes about things too modern. Good the jokes about the different ways to die. And yeah, it is always good to know all the ways there are to die/kill. The story is not brilliant or new, but is good enough. And when you laugh from time to time, it is great. I liked it.

The Big Bang Theory – Season 4

The Big Bang Theory - Season 4

The Big Bang Theory – Season 4

The cool things about The Big Bang Theory are maintained: we have Kaley Cuoco (Penny) and Geek Jokes. And things get better. Now, we have Melissa Rauch (Bernadette) and Aarti Mann (Priya). Ok, Mayim Bialik can also be cute, but not as Amy Fowler.

News on this season? A few. Leonard breaks with Penny, and gets along with Priya. Howard continues with Bernadette, and Sheldon keeps the intellectual relationship with Amy. And the poor Raj keeps alone… or mostly.

Keeps being funny to watch. Preparing for season 5 soon or later.

Bikini Spring Break (2012)

Bikini Spring Break

Bikini Spring Break

There isn’t any doubt about what kind of movie this is. It is the stupid kind. Supposedly it is a comedy, but with stupid jokes. Not that stupid like a Scary Movie, but stupid enough to make you tired of them. Also, I already found some pornographic movies with more interesting story than this one. But, hey, five girls flashing their boobs. Yep, that is the only reason I watched the full movie. To give you a better idea about what I mean, check next two screen shots. I ended up voting 4 in IMDB, for the tits.

Bikini Spring Break

Bikini Spring Break

 

Bikini Spring Break

Bikini Spring Break

Vampires Suck (2010)

Vampires Suck (2010)

Vampires Suck (2010)

Yes, I went to the movie theater knowing what to expect from the movie. I knew it was some kind of Scary Movie but, instead of having horror as the central point, having vampires. And it could be a good source of ideas, as at the moment there are lots of series about vampires. Probably I did not understand some of the jokes because I do not watch them. Oh well.

The movie sucks. No story, no intelligent jokes. Just stupidity. Of course it make me laugh. We laugh of stupidity often. In fact, we laugh of people falling and injuring themselves (just look to the usual Fail videos on the Internet).

Scary Movie movies had at least two or three nice looking actresses, and a lot of sexual jokes. Vampires Suck just has Jenn Proske (she is a really cutie, let me tell you) and the amount of sexual jokes is not really relevant.