Bikini Girls on Ice (2009)

Bikini Girls on Ice
Bikini Girls on Ice

Bikini Girls on Ice is classified in IMDB as, in the main category, horror. I tend to disagree. Although the writer might want this to be a horror movie it is too soft.

First, there is no story. Some guy kills everybody he finds. Period.

So, how did I manage to watch the movie till the end? Look at the picture on the right and you will understand. Yes, the guy kills everybody he finds. But this movie director known that, if he added bikini girls, people would stay till the end of the movie. Not because they are interested in whatever will happen to them (they will die, of course), but because they are interested in looking to well looking girls in bikini.

And some handsome girls.

Movie is 4.2/10 in IMDB at the time of writing. I am sure it is not because of the movie. Rating 4, just because of them… the bikini girls.

The Grudge 2 (2006)

The Grudge 2
The Grudge 2

I can’t remember what I saw in 2006 to note on my list that this was a movie o see. Now, my only explanation would be: I need to be mistaken.

This movie is boring. If it is supposed to be horror or suspense movie, let me tell you that I did not jump in my sofa any time. There is nothing really horrifying. The special effects are kind of trivial for this kind of movie. And the plot is.. wait, is there any plot? Many times I compare movies with Lost in Translation, because I think there isn’t any story on that movie. But comparing, on that movie at least there is a beginning, a middle, and one end. In this one, nothing starts, nothing ends, just a set of bad-glued scenes.

Voted 1 in 10 at IMDB.

Jennifer’s Body – 2009

Jennifer's Body
Jennifer's Body

Today I watched “Jennifer’s Body” movie. It is cataloged as Comedy and Thriller. I can’t understand why “Comedy”. “Horror” would be more appropriate. I know it is not anything really frightening. But it is not a comedy as well. I did not laugh once in the movie.

OK, enough about the movie classification. That might be a typo or something.

The movie, teenagers, sex, blood, virgin, devil. I think it should be enough to describe the movie. By the way, nice body. Yes, from Jennifer…

The Reaping

The ReapingThe Reaping is just freaky. Completely. With nice special effects, good enough actors, a brilliant child actress, and a different story, The Reaping is a strange movie.

Sometimes it is difficult to follow (to understand when people are dreaming, when things are going on), but for an Horror movie we can’t expect for everything to be clear, or things wouldn’t be so freaky strange.

I can’t understand how this movie is so bad rated in IMDB (5.6 in 10). I would vote for about 7.5 or 8. I confess that I do not watch much horror movies, but this seemed good enough.

Disturbia

DisturbiaAnd yet another post regarding a movie. But quite different from the last few posts. This is a Thriller that can also be cataloged a little as Horror. But not that much. Well, the story is interesting and keeps us interested in the story for the 104 minutes. Also, keeps us interested given it has Sarah Roemer around.

It is when I see these pages from these girls that I think I am too old. And that there are quite a lot of nice girls, but I have no chance. Well, but no more about me, going back to the movie: although at first the movie title, the soundtrack, and the trailers makes us think of an horror movie, it is not that creepy.

Exorcist: The Beginning

Exorcist: The BeginningThis is for those who say I just see teen movies. The main problem is that now I really don’t know if I’ll be able to sleep this night. In any case, it could be a good thing, to have more time to work…

Now, regarding the movie… first I must say I never saw any of the other exorcist movies. Just the Scary Movies and their jokes about the Exorcist. If you look to how IMDB classifies it, it goes for thriller, horror and adventure. In fact,  I would say it is more horror than everything else. First, because you really don’t get scaried for something unexpected to happen… you get scaried for the things you see and that you, unfortunately, expect. With this I’m not saying I foresee the story.. I’m just saying that the scenes appear when you are waiting for them.

Oh, well… wish me a good night…

Seed of Chucky

Seed of ChuckyYesterday had the time to see Seed of Chucky. I didn’t see the original Chucky movie what can be a loss to comment on this one.

Seed of Chucky is an Comedy (although you can classify it as horror). It has blood (I think a little more than Kill Bill I), some flying heads, screams (these ones screamed directly from Jennifer Tilly), and awesome good pair of boobies (these ones directly from Jennifer Tilly breast) and fun.

I’m voting 9 in IMDB because of some little problems of the movie.