AUGUST 29TH, 2010
By AMBS
Bikini Girls on Ice
Bikini Girls on Ice is classified in IMDB as, in the main category, horror. I tend to disagree. Although the writer might want this to be a horror movie it is too soft.
First, there is no story. Some guy kills everybody he finds. Period.
So, how did I manage to watch the movie till the end? Look at the picture on the right and you will understand. Yes, the guy kills everybody he finds. But this movie director known that, if he added bikini girls, people would stay till the end of the movie. Not because they are interested in whatever will happen to them (they will die, of course), but because they are interested in looking to well looking girls in bikini.
And some handsome girls.
Movie is 4.2/10 in IMDB at the time of writing. I am sure it is not because of the movie. Rating 4, just because of them… the bikini girls.
AUGUST 28TH, 2010
By AMBS
Big Fish
Probably it is enough to say that this is a Tim Burton movie to explain why it is in the top 250 movies on IMDB. I am not properly a fan of dramas. It makes us think too much. While that is good from time to time, it also makes me depressed. And this movie makes us think yet more when you have old parents.
But hey, let’s continue on the movie. I mentioned Tim Burton already, right? So, expect fantasy. Lots of fantasy. Also, expect comic scenes. Watch the movie with your heart and mind opened.
Finally, although this movie is from 2003, it is nice to notice that Alison Lohman continues to be beautiful. And she is one year younger that me. Oh, let’s get back to reality… damn
AUGUST 27TH, 2010
By AMBS
Eva Mendes @ The Spirit
I had this movie in my queue for some time. I remember a lot of fuzz because of this movie. And now that I’ve watched it, I can’t understand what all that fuzz what about. The story is the usual, for superheroes movies. Something, like a spider of an injection, it is the same thing, make the man a superhero. He has an alter-enemy. And they fight. Occasionally, there are girls. Oh, and regarding girls, this movie was stuffed with them, starting with Eva Mendes, Scarlett Johansson or the also cute Jaime King.
The only thing that makes this movie different is the way it is filmed. But ever that, although interesting, is not great. It makes the movie difficult to understand on some scenes.
Voted 5 on 10, at IMDB.
AUGUST 26TH, 2010
By AMBS
Monella (1998)
This is yet another movie directed by Tinto Brass. Classified as comedy, it is also erotic (easy to notice with the screenshot above). The story is simple: how people deal with virginity before wedding. Not much more to comment. Yeah, Monella is cute.
AUGUST 25TH, 2010
By AMBS
Knight Rider - Knight of the Hunter
One more episode from Knight Rider 2008 series. I must say that I am not happy with the cast. Namely, Deanna Russo is not properly attractive (to me). She has blue eyes, she has a nice body, but I do not like her (sorry). Normally, episodes are interesting because we see Smith Cho and she it totally cute. In this episode you can see her in gymnastic outfit, balancing her butt. Sexy. Also, in this episode you can have a look into Kristen Bush. And I think she it hotter than Deanna Russo. But, as we usually say in Portugal, tastes aren’t a discussion subject.
About the story, nothing really new. But watchable for some good time.
More, what’s that Knight Research laptop with a Windows logo? That explains why Kitt needs to reboot so often.
AUGUST 13TH, 2010
By AMBS
OSS 117 - Lost in Rio
Not sure why this movie is in my watch list. Possible some screen-shots with bikini girls. That can be the only explanation. As far as I could understand, this movie is a parody to 007 (yes, not difficult to get there, just looking to the name would be enough).
While I can understand it is a parody, and a comedy, I think the movie is too stupid. I confess that I watched the movie till the end just to watch Louise Monot. She is very beautiful, and, after saying she was bra-less, I was wondering if she would prove that…
#1 Cheerleader Camp (2010)
No, the movie is not all like that. Yes, it is a comedy. Yes, the story is dull. Yes, it is worth seeing.. if you like to see cheerleaders. There are girls. Lot of them. Probably not really the quality, but the quantity. In any case, it is funny. Have some good time.
Hit Girl @ Kick Ass Movie
Today I watched Kick-Ass, and before anything, I would like to give my compliments to Chloe Moretz (the actress in the photo) that would teach a lot on acting to most of Portuguese actors. Very nice (and I am not talking on the action parts, where stunts and special effects help a lot).
Second, I wasn’t expecting much of the movie. That might have helped. I was expecting a parody to super-heroes. It is not exactly that, and the story, while easy to predict, is nice to follow. Voted 9 in 10.
Before finishing, Lyndsy Fonseca is a nice girl. Very hot.
Gemma Arterton @ 007 Quantum of Solace
After Get Smart, a less clumsy super agent, 007 in Quantum of Solace. Do not continue or I will give some spoilers. Not that I will tell you the full story but I need to do some complains:
- first, there is no excuse to wreck the Aston Marin in the first minutes of the movie. Instead they could offer it, and I would take care of it with love.
- second, there is no excuse to let Mrs. Fields (Gemma Arterton) to die. Instead… yes, I would take care of her with love. Beautiful girl.
Now, enough of complains. The movie is full of action, and that is nice. There are no dead scenes (as it existed in other movies from the series, when 007 goes to bed with girls). The only scene related to that would be the one above, but it is quick. Oh, and it has Gemma.
Trasgredire
Yesterday night I watched ‘Cheeky!‘, the English dubbed version of the original italian movie Trasgredire.
As you might guess from the poster at the right, the movie is full of nice girls, without clothes. Given that, I will try not to comment on the sexy or erotic side of the movie.
Yes, I should have said that before. Although the first two classifiers in IMDB are Comedy and Drama, the first classifier should be Erotic. Yes, the movie is not pornography (there are a few penis, but no real sex is shown), it is mostly erotic.
Nevertheless, Cheeky has a better story and final conclusion than other winning movies, like Lost in Translation.
