Bikini Spring Break (2012)

Bikini Spring Break
Bikini Spring Break

There isn’t any doubt about what kind of movie this is. It is the stupid kind. Supposedly it is a comedy, but with stupid jokes. Not that stupid like a Scary Movie, but stupid enough to make you tired of them. Also, I already found some pornographic movies with more interesting story than this one. But, hey, five girls flashing their boobs. Yep, that is the only reason I watched the full movie. To give you a better idea about what I mean, check next two screen shots. I ended up voting 4 in IMDB, for the tits.

Bikini Spring Break
Bikini Spring Break

 

Bikini Spring Break
Bikini Spring Break

Game of Thrones – Season 1

Game of Thrones
Game of Thrones - Season 1 Finale

First, yes, probably. I know some of you want me to read the books (first or instead). I am sorry to disappoint, but it is too late to read them first or instead, and I am not sure if I will read them at all. That will be another issue.

Now, on this series comment: violence, violence, blood, violence, boobs, violence, violence, blood, violence, boobs. The good thing is that the ratio of boobs is good enough to keep watching. Yes, I am half kidding. Sometime the series betray us. We are too used to the Hollywood movie type, where heroes do not die. Here, everybody die. When you think somebody will stand up, he will die. When you think somebody will die, yes, surely he will die.

Something that is clear from the first episode but starts being more and more clear, and completely clear in the last episode of the first season, is that we should not be relating the story with our past, with the medieval era, or something. This is not just a fiction series, but mostly, a fantasy series.

Now, ready for the second season.

Game of Thrones – Season 1, Episode 1

Game of Thrones
Game of Thrones

The first thing that come to my mind to describe this first episode is, sex, violence and sex. Not bad. Just one episode is not enough to tell what the story is. So far, the usual medieval thing, kings, fights, interest marriages, etc. Given the name of the series, and this first episode, it seems that will be the story. A standard medieval story.

But then, there are some interesting things. Not just the pretty girls, the boobs or the sex. But having some kind of tribe that kills people in a way Dexter would like to do, is cool. Now, let us see the next episodes, for a final season review.

Lost Girl – Season 2

Without any doubt, better than the first season. Story is better, there is a lot more jokes, the actors are more free, and the madness continues. We can look to Lost Girl to some kind of X-Man. Instead of mutants, you got Fae. And you have Fae for all kinds of taste. Of course, you can guess the one I prefer. If you still didn’t understand why I see this Series, look into the screenshots. And yes, it should be good. They are preparing the third season.