Tian bian yi duo yun – 2005

The Wayward Cloud
The Wayward Cloud

I do not have any idea how I end up seeing these movies. They are just too bad. So bad that I end up without no certain about how the story developed (a problem I have is that all Chinese people seem similar to me). I had to go check the plot and synopsis on IMDB to be sure I understood the movie correctly.

Well, I think that after this review you will not watch the movie anyway. In any case, I prefer not to tell the story. Just tell you that are some bad sex scenes (so, this would be a bad porn movie), with probably the exception of the first one (shown above). There are too many still scenes, with minutes where nothing.. yes, nothing happens. The movie seems to be a silent film, where only news from the TV or radio are listened (there are a few more sentences from the main authors, but they are rare). Also, the director tried to make it also a musical, with some intermezzos of musical-like singing and dancing. Some of the musics have some rhythm,  but the lyrics and the dancing is tremendous bad.

I pondered for some times not to write any review at all, and not vote on IMDB. Well, I voted because I like to keep track of the movies I watch (then, 1/10 was my vote) and I am blogging just to make sure nobody wastes an hour an half watching this movie…