License Plates

There are very interesting license plates with interesting sayings around the world. Unfortunately, Portuguese license plates match with /[A-Z]{2}-[0-9]{2}-[0-9]{2}/ and /[0-9]{2}-[0-9]{2}-[A-Z]{2}/ and very soon, with /[0-9]{2}-[A-Z]{2}-[0-9]{2}/, which don't help to make funny sentences.

Luckily, we have tourists!